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Reform Has Changed Everything And Now Runs PMQs Without Saying Anything – Guido Fawkes

In Politics
May 08, 2025


Not a single mention of the local elections in the PMQ today.

There was no reason for any of the KS to give the AirPlay results: it was shown that both leaders were catastrophic losers, both vilified by their voter base, both seeing their followers to disperse silently in the identity and interest archipelago.

The elephant in the room sat there in the opposite banks. Outside the cartoons, it is strange to see the real elephant. For registration, he was a very cheerful jumbo: radiant, laughing, occasionally drifting. It must be wiring how it would do it or, or, it will be handled there in the shipping box.

Just to croa a deadly warning in its triumph time, the reform could try this mental experiment. Today, who said about Wham through the dispatch boxes. “They failed completely. The costs are going through. They crushed deadlines. They became false promises.”

It was k1 Ok2? Was it vice versa? Or it is k1 Ok3The shortest chancellor in modern history?

The answer is that it doesn’t matter. What was it about? That doesn’t matter either. It could have been any leader of any opposition in the last decade and will be told about any leader of any other in the next decade, including our magnificent elephants. And there will always be enough truth to justify doing the position.

Upon entering the camera, both were received with a pantomime from their followers. Losing 600 council seats? They were not deauded, no! Go faster, with added fury.

K1 It began bravely, drawing strength from our half million dead war while indicating us patriotically about the celebrations of the morning and “”The values ​​we represent “. After the results of last week, he was surprised to know that if he declares a Chinese war, Russia or Iran, a complete third of the country will be supporting the other side.

As the occasion was developed, Prime Minister’s bravery could not keep up. Rescue words, deteriorated, wild and rotating they left it. He seemed in part exasperated, in an invored part of the lack of gratitude for the achievements of his government. The historical commercial agreement with India. Stabilization the economy. His sacrifice to pensioners (yes, triple blocking is safe). And the black hole of £ 22 billion? That was taken and received with affectionate cheers from both sides, an old friend.

But can it really keep it “Is any other part focus on the country’s long -term desperity? ”

Or that conservatives have “I never supported Great Britain” And they are not ” “Patriotic”?

Isn’t that the kind of things that politicians in trouble pateados in a bunker say each other? Is Keir Starmer entering his bunker just a year or his choice?

Wes Streeting looked particularly handsome a few seats on the left.

K2 In his best performance to date, he began by hitting the winter fuel subsidy hematoma, then carefully became Ed Miliband’s promise to reduce energy invoices in £ 300, and from there to the United Kingdom that has energy and waste.

While he did not leave, he denounced Copy (we needed Stephen Flynn for that), she prompted him to articulate the logic behind the renewable energy project, making him say aloud.

Every time we listen to it now, the more absurd it sounds.

Trump and now Farage have changed everything.

Keir had to say that the opposition to net zero is “Anti-Creation, Antigobs and Antisabroworking people.”

It is a direct appointment. It is in the registry.

He said we were releasing our economy of “Fossil fuel dictators “ (United States is our main supplier or gas). And that the only way, “The only way to reduce invoices is to go to renewable energy.”

There, with all our hits of renewable energies, how much does a KW or national electricity cost again?

“The global career is underway for the work of the future and Great Britain will win that career!”

The largest operator in the North Sea is retiring. A large ceramic business has been closed. Any large company that depends on electricity is fighting. The electric vehicle mandate is crushing the motor industry, the SMRs are not happening due to a DAFT tender process. And the more renewable energies we have, the more electricity prices they rise.

This, at least, is what the elephants would have said in the room, if they had had the opportunity to speak. The smallest parliamentary party, but currently the most successful, will get a 45 -second turn on the floor of the house in five or six weeks.

At that time, they will be able to say the words that have a claim to join our national anthem:

“False promises were made. The costs were on the roof. They crushed deadlines. They failed completely.”